My Daughter: "My New Year's resolution is to eat slower because I always shove the food in my mouth too fast."
Me: "That is good. My New Year's resolution is to make healthier choices."
Daughter: "Is that why you didn't have an appetizer or a bread stick?"
Me: "Yup."
Husband: "You can't have a vague New Year's resolution. You need to be more specific."
Me: "I'll have whatever the fuck resolution I want. What is yours?"
Husband: "I don't have one."
Me: "Then shut up."
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7 months ago
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Whoo Hoo! Oh Nicki, you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year :-> :-> :->
LOL
ReplyDeleteNicky, you are hilarious!!!!! Happy New Year. I too have resolved to start eating less and hoping like all hell to lose about 12kg (24 pounds?). All the best to you and yours. XXX
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you, Ann!
ReplyDeleteSFN...heehee!
Caz, we will lose the weight together!! I'll focus on kg instead of lbs...that is a lower number! =)
Hahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI also need to lose 20 lbs, preferably by next week but definitely before I graduate in May.
Congrats, Connie! Yay for May!!!
ReplyDeleteWell done! And it totally sounds like something my husband would say...what your hubs said, not you. If my husband swore at me, I'd be forced to pull out my ninja moves :)
ReplyDeleteHealthier choices is too vague? Fine then. My resolution is "Ice cream is not a dinner" then.
ReplyDeleteNicki - I know...I absolutely hated typing the number 23!!!!! xx
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