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Mom!  I don't have my form filled out for football!  Where did you put it???  I can't play without it!


I don't know where it is.  I am sure I can fill one out when I drop you off.  Don't worry about it.
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Mom, I texted the coach.  He said you can fill one out today.


See?  All set.  No worries.
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To the woman in the nurses office:

Hi.  My son is playing football and I filled out the form.  I see that he needs to sign the form.  He is practicing right now.  Should I interrupt him and have him sign it now or can he sign it after practice?

HE NEEDS TO SIGN THIS FORM!


I understand he needs to sign it.  What I need to know is if I should interrupt him now or have him do it later.

HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE OUT THERE PLAYING NOW IF HE DIDN'T SIGN IT!!


Okay.  The coach said I can fill it out while he begins...

He can't play until it is signed!!


Fine.  I will have him sign it now.  Oh, ummmm, can you NOT be such a bitch about it because I am really not in the mood?
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Upon return with the form that my son has no clue as to what he just signed:

Here you go.

(Big smile) Thank you.  The coach is right in the office so you are all set.  I will get this right to him.  Have a good day.


That's what I thought!!!
Thank you.  You do the same.