There are Nazi's in the US. They Are Called "Road Test Evaluators!"

As Jerry Seinfeld would say, "People, they're the worst!"

This week has been tough on me.

I have watched my daughter pour out her crushed heart twice after 2 unfair road tests.  Now I know that when bad things happen, people tend to externalize.  We tend to say why our problems are the fault of others.  Knowing that, I tried hard to be comforting to my daughter but also kept in mind that maybe, just maybe, she failed her test because she is not ready to have her license yet.  Maybe it wasn't ALL that her evaluation was done by a dickhead.  But when she went for her second road test, I was convinced that these people are the spawn of Satan!

This woman who reminded me of Mrs. Balbricker from the movie Porkey's was a complete bitch to my daughter.  I know this because 1) she reminded me of Mrs. Balbricker from the start, 2) she was bitchy with me when I wanted to talk to her after the test, and 3) my daughter said she was a bitch and I believe her.

She failed my daughter because, and I quote, "She NEVER looked at any intersection before going through it, she NEVER stopped behind the white line, and she stopped IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTIONS."  First of all, I KNOW for a fact that my daughter looks at intersections when she is not being tested so why the hell would she NOT look during a road test?  Second of all, people who say words like "never" and "always" while defending themselves immediately lose all credibility with me.  Nothing is ever that definite!  Third, really?  She NEVER looked and always stopped in the middle of the intersection?  How the fuck are the two of you still alive to talk about it???

She told my daughter to turn right and as my daughter prepared to turn right, she yelled, "LEFT!"  Then proceeded to deduct 10 points for braking abruptly.  Bitch!  How many points get taken off for me shoving my gloved fist up your fat ass???

She took points off because my daughter looked right when she was turning left.  I explained to her that is because the Johnson that evaluated her the other day told her to look the opposite way while turning to be sure someone isn't blowing through the intersection.  She replied, "while she should be doing that."  Then why the hell did you deduct points for it?  Seriously, bitch, go apply for a job as a Walmart Greeter  (I got your back, Shnukims)!

My husband called the DMV which may as well be called "Hell on Earth" and of course, we have no recourse whatsoever.  It is against the law to have parents in the car during the test because we don't want our evaluators to feel pressured by the parents but they have no problem with the children being pressured by the demons sitting shotgun.

I decided to invest in a nanny cam.  It will be placed in the car where I can watch every move my daughter does and how well the evaluator is observing my daughter and it will have audio so I can hear what goes on.  Wrong?  Fuck no.  This is MY KID!  I am simply protecting her from injustice and pedophilia as far as I am concerned.  And who knows...maybe I will see that the bitch Balbricker was right and my daughter didn't do well.  I do know that when she pulled out from the test to begin, my daughter looked in her side mirror, her rear mirror and turned her head and the woman never saw it because she was looking down at her forms.

Because of this and other frustrations in my life right now, I have decided to turn to the Bible for some encouragement.  A Christian who swears like a sailor is still a Christian, right?
I woke up today feeling pretty lost and confused.  The Good Book reminds me that God knows my frustrations and He will help me sort things out.  I am not alone here and today that is a comforting thought.  In  case you could use the encouragement yourselves, I am posting the verses.  May God be with all of you and give you strength and encouragement when times are tough!

Psalm 34:18
The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit.


In other words, 
The Lord is near to the brokenhearted and saves the crushed in spirit. 



Isaiah 41:10
Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.


John 16:33
These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world.